Today had to have been one of the most amusing and entertaining days at the Whistler Olympic Park venue for me. And this is despite the terrible weather that finally blew into Callahan Valley after weeks of clear blue skies and an amazing sun.
Today, the skies opened up above us and began depositing big, fat, wet snowflakes on the entire park in the morning, despite the warm air. Though it was better than the rain that was pelting the Whistler Village area further below, it still made for some interesting conditions for the athletes of Nordic Combined who were scheduled to train that day at the ski jumping venue that morning.
In that everything condensed into fog by about 10 AM that morning.
We only had around 15 jumpers of a field close to 50 willing to brave the difficult conditions of wet and sticky snow and low visibility to complete their three training jumps today, including the lone Canadian in the event. Most of them swore off the work, and to be frank, I don't blame them. And as a result, so did most of the reporters, who opted to stay indoors for the day. There were a few exceptions to the press' presence at the venue, mostly of the Japanese media variety who therefore got extra special attention because they really were the only ones out there.
And when I say "extra special", I mean they got to go to the area right in front of the athlete's gate normally reserved for coaches only to speak with their Japanese athletes.
I have to say, I really do admire the Japanese's passion for the sport of ski jumping.
The low number of athletes and media present did result in a very early ending to the training session that we were supposed to oversee until closer to noon. It left us with a lot of free time as a result, and we weren't the only ones that now had little to do at the venue. The people of Olympic Broadcasting Services was left with a derth of time rarely given to us during these Olympics.
So what did we do with this extra time? We built a snow-family in the spectator area of the venue, proving to all the world that we spend our time wisely and with maturity befitting of Olympic volunteers.
After lunch, we were deployed at the Cross Country venue, where the men's 4x10 KM relay medal event was in full swing in front of a large, vibrant crowd that included the King of Sweden and Norway, respectively. Not that we ever got a clear vision of either from the press mix zone and press areas to which we managed accordingly, as we do at any venue as we waited for the first team to cross the finish line.
Sweden won the race by a near country mile, slaughtering its competition to the point that the final skiier had time to grab a Swedish flag from a spectator in his final 100 metres and almost waddle to the finish line, flag proudly in hand. Next came the Norweigians 15 seconds later, shaving off 20 seconds of their time in that final cross-country lap to finish with the bronze medal. The Czech Republic, who had led for most of this race, would pull in for bronze.
Because there are four men to a team in this race, it required two volunteers to escort them to the press conference following the flower ceremony. I was assigned with venue manager Mike to the gold-medal Swedes, who if you ask me, physically encompassed everything that is good about the country. Were they gorgeous looking? Absolutely!
And they were practically bursting at the seams after their triumphant victory in front of their King, who was practically bursting with pride himself for his team and decked out head to toe in Sweden's athletic uniform when he personally congratulated them after the event, standing about a foot away from me as he spoke of his pride for his countrymen.
Personally, I couldn't figure out where the athletes got all that energy from after skiing a 10KM race each.
One guy ran off into the spectator zone after their 45 minute trek through the broadcasting mix zone to say hello to his parents, who had been watching in the stands. Another guy kept stopping for pretty much everyone who said hello to him. In the end, I had to go racing after one of the guys that was heading to the wax tents while Mike kept an eye on the remaining three Swedes, telling me he'd meet me there.
Finally Mike managed to pull the rest of the team away from the media and to the tent, which was really a trailer, to prepare for the press conference. It was interesting watching the athletes from so deep in the athlete's corridor, as the German team came by to congratulate them, as well as the rest of the Swedish managerial crew that made the win possible for them.
When they were finally ready to go, Mike said that I was to march in front while he'd come up from the rear. It sounded easy enough until one of the two I was watching got stopped along the way, and fell behind as one of the Swedish press attaches and athlete kept walking. I ended up running back and forth a bit to make sure they were still following me. Thank God though that when they realized they had pulled ahead of one of their friends, they stopped and waited for each other.
As we walked down to the press conference area, I managed to congratulate one of the Swedish athletes - I believe it was the guy in the red bib, Daniel Richardsson - on winning. He gave me a typical athlete's response, that it was an honour and great to see all their hard work from over the years pay off.
The gold-medal winning Swedish team. Credits: Getty Images
I then asked him what was it like up on that podium. He grinned and answered that he thinks he's looking forward to the victory ceremony that evening when they'd get their medals and watch the flag get raised to the Swedish national anthem. "Well, is there a lot of Swedes at Whistler?" I asked, to which he said there were. "Well, then perhaps you'll hear people sing that anthem as well," I replied, thinking about how Canadians always sing O Canada when that song is played at medal ceremonies.
"We'll probably sing along with them," answered the Swede, his pretty face flashing a smile.
"You guys good singers?" I asked innocently.
"Yeah, we're like a boys choir!" he replied.
I choked back a laugh and flashed a quick glance at his face to see if he was joking. It was hard to tell though, given that I've only really spoken to him for all of two minutes now and at that point had no idea what his name was anyway. Hoping not to offend him, I said, "Well, not quite as soprano as a boy's choir."
"No, we actually sing pretty high!" he assured me, this time with what I was sure was a mischevious grin on his face.
I decided better against continuing the conversation. For one, we were almost at the press conference venue. For another, several "enuch" jokes were repeating itself in my head, jokes that I decided was better left to myself.
I thought I had heard my quote of the Games there. But then the press conference started, and the Norweigians completely stole the show.
Here's a bit of back-story with regards to that race. For one, the Men's Cross-Country 4x10km Pursuit is an event where countries are represented by four athletes. Each individual skier takes turns skiing a 10km lap of the course, exchanging at the 10km starting line.
When Norway made their first exchange, the Norweigians were only 4 seconds behind the leader. By the time they made their final exchange, the Norweigians were a whopping 37 seconds behind the Swedes and in 5th place. Only the tremendous skiing of the world's top skiier in Petter Northug allowed for them to scrape together that silver medal by the end of it.
Much of this was because of a terrible lap by Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset. He skiied second for his team, and his lap left them 34 seconds behind the leader when he made his exchange. Apparently, his skis were waxed incorrectly, that or he selected the wrong skis to race with. Either way, he was actually sliding backwards while trying to climb the hills in the race.
Hjelmset racing his lap in the snow. Photo credit: Getty Images
So when it came Hjelmset's turn to make comments about his race, he could have thrown the wax technician under the bus, and most of those in the press conference room likely was hoping for that as an answer. What they got was much better however.
"My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset," he said clearly. "I skied the second lap, and I fucked up today."
That momentarily stunned audience, as everyone stopped as if to say "Did he say what I thought he said?" before they all broke out in a fit of appreciative laughter.
A reporter later asked a follow-up question, regarding the reasons for his "fuck up," whether it was his body, equipment or mind.
His explanation?
"I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter and every day there is noise in there," he said to the roars of the peanut gallery. "So I think that is the reason I fucked up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man."
The peels of laughter from everyone present indicated that this was perhaps the most interesting quote they've heard all Games.
I later learned that the Norweigian ski team's primary sponsor was in fact a porn company, which is what led to the joke in the press conference that day. Either way, I don't care, all I knew was that that was the story I'd be sharing about my experience at the Winter Games for years to come.
And have I ever mentioned before that I absolutely love Norweigians and Swedes?










